To understand the ridiculousness of this, you have to know that my principal is a kind, Godly man who is not at all unreasonable or impulsive.
To understand the plausibility of this, you have to know that sometimes I can't find my keys, my phone, or my purse.
I throw my keys in the trash at fast food restaurants.
I once put my phone in the fridge.
Usually my head is set straight on my shoulders, but...
Certain mornings of the week I'm not sure I know my name.
And Tuesday night at High Point(Kids Bible study), I kept calling a little girl who was visiting by the name of the little girl who had visited on Sunday morning when I directed Hallelujah Hut (music & worship for kids). They were both tall, slender and blond. What can I say?
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at the same time.