So, Smile! :)

Just Who WAS Jesus, Anyway?

Well, To Help Clarify Things:

There Are 3 Good Arguments

That Jesus Was Black:

1. He called everyone "Brother"...

2. He liked Gospel...

3. He didn't get a fair trial...

And, There Are 3 Equally Good Arguments

That Jesus Was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business...

2. He lived at home until He was 33...

3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin,

and His Mother was sure He was God...

And, There Are 3 Equally Good Arguments

That Jesus Was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands...

2. He had wine with His meals...

3. He used olive oil...

And, There Are 3 Equally Good Arguments

That Jesus Was A Californian:

1. He never cut His hair...

2. He walked around barefoot all the time...

3. He started a new religion...

And, There Are 3 Equally Good Arguments

That Jesus Was An American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature...

2. He ate a lot of fish...

3. He talked about the Great Spirit...

And, There Are 3 Equally Good Arguments

That Jesus Was Irish:

1. He never got married...

2. He was always telling stories...

3. He loved green pastures...

But, The Most Compelling Evidence Of All...

Are the 3 VERY Good Arguments

That Jesus Was A Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when

there was virtually no food...

2. He kept trying to get a message across to

a bunch of men who just didn't get it...

3. And, even when He was dead, He had to get up

because there was still work to do!